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tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

8 hours ago with 315424 notes — via giggling-moriarty, © kim-jong-chill



howlnatural:

Anyone who makes fun of fanfiction has never read really good fanfiction.

8 hours ago with 44799 notes — via between2devils, © howlnatural



Sherlock season 3 trailer
8 hours ago with 61369 notes — via pizza, © wxldyouuth



pyjamazombie:

sherlockedcompanion:

i-make-doodles-lol:

gallifrey-feels:

cosmo-gyral:

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick

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Probably

Definitely. 

Obviously.

It’s history.

8 hours ago with 373786 notes — via iamsuperpotterwholocked, © shadzu



Theatre kids
8 hours ago with 3042 notes — via peerieweirdo, © eldermccutie



agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

8 hours ago with 216650 notes — via iamsuperpotterwholocked, © waluigiology



fartgallery:

fartgallery:

The best thing about my roommate getting tumblr is that if he doesn’t reblog my text posts I can just go in his room and beat him up

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he didn’t reblog this

8 hours ago with 147562 notes — via the-first-and-last-she-geek, © fartgallery



webbabe:

a girl told me that i dont have a boyfriend because im “a slut” and “guys dont like sluts” which is funny because i thought i didnt have one because im gay 

8 hours ago with 112583 notes — via iamsuperpotterwholocked, © webbabe



reality-killes-our-fairytales:

- John Green

reality-killes-our-fairytales:

- John Green

8 hours ago with 516 notes — via epicjohngreenquotes, © reality-killes-our-fairytales



drakonlord:

"I’m glad you’re here, Merlin."

drakonlord:

"I’m glad you’re here, Merlin."

8 hours ago with 187 notes — via brolinskeep, © thewintersolider.co.vu



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